We found a moose

THE GREYBULL DAILY

Associated Press - Two knuckleheads from Southern California showed their lack of wildlife

experience as they attempted to pet a full grown bull moose in our Bighorn Mtn. Range just east of Greybull. A witness was on the scene and said the larger one who was wearing the brown sweatshirt and can't even spell America right told the younger handsome, buff, model-physiqued, perfect example of a human specimen to, "go jump on the back of that moose, it will make an awesome picture for the blog." or somthing like that. This is where the details get a little sketchy. The younger hot one, we'll call him Cody, told the father figure one, we'll call him Darian, to go jump in the lake in not so many words. But it was too late, the moose caught wind of their scheme and decided to teach the city boys a little lesson in Wyoming etiquette. He chased them both and had them trapped upon the edge of a very life threatening cliff when both of the men started yelling and doing some version of a cali hip-hop dance. I didn't know that Darian's human hips could move like that, he must be part mule deer, thought the moose. After the hip display of Darian, Cody decided to show off his mastery of the Tango. Who would have thought that Greybull would be the homebase of these two dance masters. "I'd pay money to see those two have a dance off at the nickel arcade with dance dance revolution," said the eyewitness. We may never see that but we can say that the moose was so impressed that he let the two men off with just a warning. "Don't wear shorts to the mountains and bring a saddle if you'd like to ride a moose."